Random but true thoughts on life

Here is an e-mail that has been circulating around my group of friends. I think they are so unbelievably true, they had to go up here.

Random Thoughts of the Day:

• I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
• I don’t understand the purpose of the line, “I don’t need to drink to have fun.” Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they’ve invented the lighter?